It has come to our attention that a much less honest, much less humanitarian party has recently been formed in our fair Deviantopia. Let me assure you, ~
Not-PBBMCSCSP is in NO WAY affiliated with ~
PBBMCSCSP. They merely want to confuse you with their similar name and similar avatar. But they are FRAUDS. A recent speech by one of our more prominent candidates, =
Jeremyti, details their fraudulent practices point by point. We have reprinted a slightly modified version (which in no way affects its meaning) of the transcript here.
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Let's dissect this party for the public, shall we?

[~Not-PBBMCSCSP is] anti-
Peanut Butter: Obviously this means [it's] an enemy to the agricultural base.
Bananas: Primates love bananas. [~Not-PBBMCSCSP] does not. ~Not-PBBMCSCSP is anti-endangered species!
Marijuana: [Does ~Not-PBBMCSCSP] have something against healthy appetites for chemotherapy and AIDS patients? Dudes. That's just wrong. [~Not-PBBMCSCSP] should be ashamed for promoting the needless continuation of suffering. 
....ffffffffftttt......
Cheetos: We already know that Cheetos aren't good for your pancreas. We don't need bureaucrats making our choices for us! Nanny government!
Sprite: What the heck is wrong with Sprite?! It's tasty, and it's caffeine-free! ~Not-PBBMCSCSP is obviously an entirely irrational party.
Crush: Once again, tasty and caffeine-free. The only possible reason for being both anti Sprite and [anti Crush is obviously that [~Not-PBBMCSCSP] is anti-organized labor. [Those] blue-collar haters should be ashamed of [themselves].
The truth has been revealed. ~Not-PBBMCSCSP is obviously a front for the Neo-Stalinnaziterrorismrulez party.
Our eyes are open."
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When you're tired of debating and need a rest, #PoliticsForumChat is best!
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what the hell does that enormous name stand for anyhow?
Our acronym stands for Peanut Butter & Bananas Marijuana Cheetos Sprite Crush Soda Party
The Party of Champions!
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so when does the party start?
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